Corporate Promotion Mugs

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

"Our products are cheesy and I'm most proud of that."

'It looks like Ferguson knows where the bodies are buried.'

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

'See? The clash of corporate cultures wasn't so great after all!'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Work/Life Balance

The adoration of the gels.

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

That shows business confidence.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'