
"Get me the coast.
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"Get me the coast.
"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."
Impressing dad.
Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.
"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."
'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'
"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"
'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'
"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."
'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'
'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'
'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'
"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."
"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."
"Viola player coming through!"
'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'
"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"
'That's my boy...'
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
Gracie for Queen...of the universe.
"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."
"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"
"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."
"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."
"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"
"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"
"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."
Violinist.
"Look. He's just created his first text output object."
"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"
"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."
'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'
'Music hath charms,' &c.
'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'
'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'
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