Corporate Problem Solver Gifts

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Can do...No can do

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'What's wrong now?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Innovative

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

When Engineers Crack.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'