Corporate Performer Gifts

'How is your degree in theater going to help you here?'

'Well, high performers, how do you like the view?'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Office meeting

In, out, shake it all about.

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Business Target

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"This is off our first TikTok."

Double Saxophone

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

Landing That Tough Account

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

Heavy Workload

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

Thanks to compromise they were moving closer.

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

Charts and Graphs Greatest Hits

Snake listening to music on headphones.

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'