'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'
Corporate Negotiations Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the humor and tension of corporate negotiations? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items perfect for business-minded individuals. Whether they’re closing deals or facing tough negotiations, these gifts blend humor with professionalism. Ideal for those who understand the art of negotiation and enjoy a clever reference. Celebrate their skills or lighten the mood during the next big meeting with a fun, memorable gift that speaks to their corporate savvy.
He says he wants to see you about a friendly takeover.
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."
'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'
"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."
'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'
"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."
'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'
Bo're'droom
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"
"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."
Welcome to the Team
Lethal Presentation
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.
'Try and be negative in a positive way.'
SALE
'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'
"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"
Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'
'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'
"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."
Corporate Negotiations Gifts Collection
Corporate Negotiations Mugs
Discover our collection of negotiation-themed mugs that bring humor and personality to every coffee break. Perfect for any office or home workspace.
Corporate Negotiations Pillows
Find humorous pillows that add personality to their workspace or home. Great for those who appreciate a humorous take on business negotiations.
Corporate Negotiations Prints
Decorate their office with clever prints inspired by corporate negotiations. Perfect for adding a witty touch to professional environments.
Corporate Negotiations T-Shirts
Explore our funny and stylish t-shirts that poke fun at corporate negotiations. Ideal for professionals who love a good laugh about office life.