"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."
Corporate Multitasker Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the relentless energy of your corporate multitasker? Our playful collection of products combines humor and practicality, perfect for those who handle multiple projects simultaneously. Whether they’re managing meetings, emails, or creative brainstorms, these gifts will bring a smile and inspire their busy minds. Ideal for team rewards, promotions, or just because, show your appreciation for their multitasking mastery.
Jack of all trades
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."
"Hello? Speaking, not listening."
"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"
"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
Keeping all the balls in the air - skills
Food deliverer's baby.
Multi-Tasking
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"
"I had to skip my workout."
"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
Businessman wearing many hats.
"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"
Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back
Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking
A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.
"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"
"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"
'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'
Hassled Mother.
"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."
"Let me put on my 'working' head."
Creative entrepreneur at work
'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'
Corporate Multitasker Gifts Collection
Corporate Multitasker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the corporate multitasker’s busy life. Perfect for coffee, tea, or a well-deserved break, start their day with humor.
Corporate Multitasker Pillows
Discover pillows that add a humorous touch to any workspace or lounge area, perfect for the busy multitasking hero.
Corporate Multitasker Prints
Browse our prints that showcase humor and motivation — a great gift or workspace decor for the ultimate multitasker.
Corporate Multitasker T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for the multitasking professional. Stylish and witty, they’re ideal for casual workdays or team events.