Corporate Maze Runner Gifts

Mondays...

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I hate performance review season."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

401K

The Corporate Rat.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Miami Mice

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

Man climbs a ladder only to find the word HELP.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'