Corporate Ladder Climbers T-Shirts

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

'I don't like you, Hargrove. On the other hand, I expect you to like me very much.'

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

'Find some people who can be the people who will be my people that get in touch with their people.'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Businesswoman Empowerment

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

How leaders fail

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Can do...No can do