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Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Team Work

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

'Live together in peace!'

Your call is important to us...

'We're all still learning the agree-to-disagree concept.'

Workplace bullying.

"Quit picking fights with everyone."

'It's J B's way of coping with being lonely at the top'

The merger has been called off

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

Diversity...

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

Office Smoking Conflict

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

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Conflict resolution in the workplace.

"Hey, do you want to hear a vicious rumor about one of the female employees?"

You guys are the perfect team! He's our number one problem maker and you're our foremost problem solver!

'Hopkins! We ALL get tired of talking about flanges.'

"No man is an island, Mr. Napier."

"Larry goes out of his way to get along with difficult employees!"

She began to wonder if they were beyond mediation.

Children preserve the world with peace

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

"Well, shall we proceed without everyone sharing their personal thoughts and opinions."

'We'll just get you measured up for your cubicle and you'll be all set to work.'

Without early resolution, conflict can take on a disproportionate life of it's own..

'I like team players. However, it's not necessary to suit up, Ferguson.'