Corporate Growth Mugs

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

'When we started the company it was just a little cottage industry.' 'Megaco Incorporated.'

"It started with noodle soup, but with a merger here and a takeover there..."

Mergers Acquisitions

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

My brilliant career

Upward Progress

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Soaring Profits

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"You've changed."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

Building a company.

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Teamwork: Innovation, Success, Evaluation, Development, Growth, Solution, Progess, Market.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'