Corporate Escape Artists Prints

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"Any idiot can take the rat out of the race. The trick is getting the race out of the rat!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Crib Escape

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Desert Island Fantasies

Tweaking the CV.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Stress

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."