Corporate Elite Follower Pillows

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

The MBA Draft

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

Let's Celebrate

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"He's not a big fan of micromanaging."

"Money is life's report card."

"You've all been like a company to me."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

Developing links within business.

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"You know what I miss? Meetings."

"Now that's power."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

"That's when we put those expensive organic snacks in the vending machines."

Commercial space travel is expensive.

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

Star Executive