Corporate Dresser Mugs

Ace Uniform Co. Inc.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Casual Thursday

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Maybe this year..."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Tree

Tailored mummy outfit.

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

I love coloured tights

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.

Still in fashion

Is this dress too revealing?

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"I do this to make history come alive while simultaneously satisfying my fetish for wearing tights."

"You know I love that outfit."

'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'