Corporate Designer Gifts

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

Eureka!

Use your imagination.

Creative department

Crap from the future.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Bright Idea

Innovative

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

When Engineers Crack.

'We've re-branded.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.