Corporate Cubicle Crusader Prints

Extreme Coworking Space

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Overworked in the office

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Do not think outside the box!

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

The Corporate Rat.

Whack, Out of Whack.

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

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