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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

Not The Real Me

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

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"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."

'Where do you see yourself five years from now?'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)