
'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'
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'Still no bailout for us, sir, but don't give up hope!'
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'
'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'
'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'
Wall Street Couch
"Uh-Oh..."
Slipping and sliding down the slope...
'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'
'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'
"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."
Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.
"How have you managed to keep your job?"
Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.
'I blame the nothing for something culture.'
'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'
'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'
Economic Downturns
"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?"
'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'
2nd bailout for Greece by EU.
Yin and Yang VPs.
Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.
'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'
'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'
Try not to worry.
"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."
"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."
That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?
A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"
"Who the hell is responsible for this no-blame culture???"
Ruble in Trouble
The Covid Tail
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