Corporate Cool Kids Pillows

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"He likes it."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Let's Celebrate

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

Greed.

"You've all been like a company to me."

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

"I'm sorry, but Fred isn't available. He's spending a few days in the penalty box for not being a good team player. May I help you?"

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Don't hesitate to critize me, Herb, whenever I think I am wrong.'

"Let's touch base again at three."

'Just wanted to step in say: we have a great consulting firm on this floor.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

'-and just where does it say 'Think BIG' Wilson?'

Pegs Incorporated. We'll let you know.

So tell me, Junior.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"All of the art work is for sale."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

Goodyear Blimp flying round globe.

How to choose...

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"So Jones really did take the stairs."

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"This is Ms. Watkins, a vital member of our greet staff."