Corporate Cat Mugs

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This job as a CEO has me conflicted...'

"Can I build a better mousetrap? Sir, I am a better mousetrap."

In basket-case.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Parade of Businessmen

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'He's a real high flyer!'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"I know everyone see me as a manager, but really I am a leader."

Buck Stops Here

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'Watch your step, Bob. It looks like the company's trying to cut payroll expenses again.'