Corporate Canvas Creator Mugs

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Lemniskate

"Feel better, dear?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'm ahead of my time."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Medical Arts Building

Why he always make pictures of him food?

The painting Painter

Painting Music

"Less panting, and more painting!"

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."

Abstract Paintings.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Pfft. Derivative."

Pavement artist.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'