Corporate Big Shots T-Shirts

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

My brilliant career

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Female business.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

The back of a boss' desk which reads 'Focus'.

"Have you ever heard about deferred prosecution agreements, Mommie?"

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

Pollution and money

"You're on the forty-ninth floor now, Mr. Dowd. Up here, the world no longer revolves around you."

Embrace the New

Mentors make a difference.

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."

"So you've been here three years. Just what is your name? I need it for the downsizing list."

"I can do the work of two men, but I'd have to slow down."

Fat Cats 483 - Watchdog 0

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

Badge - I an a tycoon

"Congratulations on your determination to succeed."

The four accountants of the apocalypse.

'When I got in line, this was a bank. And now it's a STARBUCKS?'

Guess the size of my bonus and win a free lottery ticket.

"Big meeting in Hong Kong, wish I could go."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

Workplace Equality in Action

'On stage with me today are Stu on earnings; Pete on future growth; Blaine on lead guitar; and Wallace on Marketing.'

'Next time keep the Justice Department and the SEC in mind when you're thinking outside the box.'