Coronation Street Fan T-Shirts

'Doris and I are celebrating our 25th year of watching 'Coronation Street' together!'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Birds doing the 'wave'.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Raging Bull on Ice

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

Pizza Shard

Guitar emergency.

"Now you've done it!"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Honey please!

Street musician enterprises.

Guitarist.

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

Penguins - one is skating.

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

"M. Duchamp, 1912"

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee