Coronation Street Fan T-Shirts

'Doris and I are celebrating our 25th year of watching 'Coronation Street' together!'

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'I'm interested in being born again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Raging Bull on Ice

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

Pizza Shard

The Worst Date Ever

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

Honey please!

Street musician enterprises.

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Guitar emergency.

Guitarist.

"Now you've done it!"

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

AD 64: Another contestant is voted off Rome's top reality show.

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

Penguins - one is skating.

Two Picassos with Feet of Klee

'The cost? I would say about 496 telly licences.'

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"M. Duchamp, 1912"