Corona Conqueror Pillows

Vaccine Coming

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Just call me Picasso!

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

A Learning Curve.

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Access Denied!

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Contest to enter the University

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

To do list

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."