Cornish Culture Lover Pillows

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Essex computer.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Saint Patrick

Dylan Thomas

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

James Joyce

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Snakes Return To Ireland

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Blarney Stone Romance

Out of Ireland

Loch Ness: The final destination of the Irish snakes … and their captor.

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

St. Patrick's Day

Mister Behan.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Dolores O'Riordan

Waiter talking to diner

"If leprechauns are so damn lucky, why are we living in the woods under toadstools?"

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

Emphasis on broadcasters not knowing regions "..correspondent in the welsh capital, Glasgow.."