Corn And Floss Connector Pillows

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Sandy Floss

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Corn Lizard

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Corn Price Denialism

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

"I just invented the blog!"

Drought ruined corn crop.

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

'I know it doesn't pay much, Paul, but we get all the corn we can eat.'

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

A parent brings a child to a child psychologist, worried that her son only eats corn, the psychologist tells her not to worry, its just a maize phase.

'Your mother's having hot flashes. Now watch the movie, be quiet, and enjoy your snack.'

"Honey - there was nothing you could do - it got real hot and the corn field just popped..."

US moonshine liquor is now ethanol.

'I know you're in there.'

"The line is busy, please try again later...."

'With ammo so hard to find, thank God for candy corn.'

"Your corn is a-maizing!"