Corkage Fee Enthusiast Mugs

Mmmm... Eminently palatable yet slightly robust. And no corkage fee!

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Breakthrough

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'