Cord Cutter Gurus Prints

'Oh, you cut the cord too?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Cord cutter

Guitar Man.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Jeepers, what happened to your power cord?"

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Django.

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'

Bovine Fast Food

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

The kids watch too many stupid shows. I agree. So let's pull the plug! Which one?

The Musician

You should cut the cord. I did it years ago. What do you mean? I canceled cable. I get the same stuff I used to see for much less, by streaming Netflix, Hulu and Amazon through a Roku box

Grand Opening! I wish someone had told me those weren't for haircuts.

"That request is physically impossible..."

Keep it simple, I said...

"I'm a societal mutation."

I start plucking, and I can't stop.

Guitarist

"Due to your lack of discipline and disregard to your credit limit...."

I'm living proof of evolution, Randy. What? Unlike most of America, I don

Man Uses Velvet Rope As Rubber Band

'I can't afford cable, it's the lobby security camera.'

"I'm not a chewer. Chewing the cable cord is the only way I can get him to stop watching TV and spend a few minutes with me."