Copyright Stickler Mugs

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

TSA Noah

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"Whoes jumping? My secretary enforces a strict 'No Smoking' policy"

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs

'No hitting below the belt.'

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"

Copyright is aways right

"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

"He got this new circle and now he says he's part of some protection racket."

'Typos, this article of your has too many errors in it.'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

'You stink! You missed that encroachment call with 15 seconds left.'

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

'For snoring?! Hell, that's nothing'. I once shot a man for ending sentence in a preposition.'

'Oh maaaan. Not again!!'

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

'This next block of silence is for all you folks who download music for free, eliminating my incentive to create,'