Copyright Law Aficionado Pillows

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Intellectual Property

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon