Coping With Financial Stress Gifts

Merry Crisis and Happy New Fear.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

Wanna talk about it?

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

'We'd like to default on the bill.'

'She is waiting to be recovered, but financially.'

"Homeowner please help."

No Money

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

"Things are looking up..."

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

"Saaay, aren't you the I.R.S. guy who audited me last week?"

Leprechaun finds 'sold' sign in pot of gold.

A house is carried off in a tornado.

Man withdrawing money from the bank in a financial crisis

"Your mother and I have taken on too much debt. We need you to give up the condo and move back in with us."

"You're living within our means, isn't that enough?"

"Dad's doing that thing again!"

"You should move back with your folks until this recession-thingy is over."

'I've had severe pains in the wallet-bearing area of my chest.'

"I've got al the money I'll ever need - as long as I die before teatime."