Coping Mechanism Explorer T-Shirts

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Self help acupuncture

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"Postwar is hell."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Large Emoticon Collider

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"What a sad species humans are!"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."