Coping Mechanism Explorer T-Shirts

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Self help acupuncture

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"That must be the artist over there."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"What a sad species humans are!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'