Coordination Mugs

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

Gymnast.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'I tell you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Monk Prompt

'God does not call the qualified. He koala-fies the called.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

Priest

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

'Look at all of God's children. Then again, they might be just thousands of tiny, little circles.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Church Hymn

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"