Coordination Coach Mugs

"No, your other, other, other, other, other, other, other left."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Handbag: But You Have Kids and a Dog/But Have Kids

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Studio in December

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

OK, so maybe we've all overscheduled our kids a little.

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"You taught Rover to beg?...well that's wonderful dear"

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

"Good news, hon. They defunded Planned Parenthood."

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'