Cool Crowd Member Mugs

"Looks like some kid got a scooter for Christmas. Just what we need...another cool guy in the neighborhood."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mass Travel

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Why are they all staring at me?'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

Meet the Plagiarist

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'

'He used to be happy just gradually appearing out of a basket.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'Look at how this horrible crowd is waving their hands. . .it's like they don't even care.'

Reverse speech

Popularist population.

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

'Oops. We forgot to turn the house lights on after our power point presentation and now they're expecting an encore.'

'I still say making correct decisions would be a better way of preventing crowd abuse, Arthur.'

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

Bath Juggler

"He walks the walk and talks the talk. But he doesn't drink the drink."