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'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Cats on the couch.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Corporate pirate.

Hip Operation

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Like, Real Gone...

Homing Beatnik

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

Cello player has an audience of cats.

"Chow!"

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

Count Basie

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

'Being cool sure wears you out.'

'I count four meerkats and one coolcat.'

Grandma reflected in sunglasses

'Schrodingers cat suit'

Three Goats: two have regular goat beards, one in middle has goatee and sunglasses.

"Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool."

'Apparently there are different ways to let a cat out for the night!'