Cool-air Aficionado Pillows

Air conditioning.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Walkers

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Air Pollution Threat

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

Clean air.

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'California: Here I come!'

Igloo Building.

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'