Cooks Pillows

"So this where the magic happens."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'Special order, the Bears are in. I need three porridge. One too hot, one too cold and one just right.'

'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

Ghnook Stoneberger invents scrambled eggs.

'No, the fish isn't battered - the cook just roughs it up a bit!'

"Hmm...did you get this from a cookery book?"

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

Frog: 'Soup of the day, with extra flies please!'

'They say a double cheeseburger with bacon is gateway food to bad eating habits.'

'Remember, the bits that still move are the best!'

'Darling where are you getting the burgers from these days?'

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

'Two bowls of stew?' 'It's happy hour.'

'Get over it. Not all restaurants offer toy prizes.'

'The pigeon is a little undercooked I think!'

Fast food

Chez Nous Menu

"I'd get up, but I'm trying to soften a stick of butter to move dinner along."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"How can you be out of wings?"

Come dine with me!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Showbiz Awards

Jack of all trades