Cookout Master Pillows

"Honey - get the smoke can. The guests are starting to swarm all over the bee hives again."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Counting ribs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Desert Island BBQ

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Filet minion

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."