Cooking With Homegrown Produce Mugs

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Apples for sale

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Aprons

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Licensed to grill.

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"Well-done, alright?"

"What about the five that fell through?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'I don't have the heart. You tell him the barbeque season is over.'

Grocery Shopping

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

The Authentic Christmas.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

Man on Stilts in a Market