Cooking Virtuoso Pillows

Chef Cellist

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Witch's Brew.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'Anybody for breakfast?'

Avocado Timeline

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Pollsters

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Hacksaw Violin.

"Your mom's a very special person."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'