Cookie Oracle Pillows

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."