Cookie Oracle Pillows

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Ninja bread men"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

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Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"