Cookery Craftsman Pillows

Counting ribs

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Tabletop Theatre

Arts and crafts

"Lovely dovetail."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Waiting for retirement.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

I love embroidery

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Multitool Knife

Education and Apprenticeships

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Luthier

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Home maintenance

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Raw Piano Bar

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."