Cook-off Competitor T-Shirts

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

Come dine with me!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Cake Walk.

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

The best baker in Bath!

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Bear in hotdog eating contest.