Convertible Collector Pillows

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Do you buy cars here?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

So close... Yet so far.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I wonder what this was for."

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Acme Flyswatters.

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.