Conversationalist Fanatic Mugs

(Can we talk?) (This woman knows how to hurt!)

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"Is there a God?"

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

A lesson in wit

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'