Conversational Skills Prints

"Oh gosh, have I been talking too much again?"

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'All of your references say you play well with others, but there's nothing in here about you actually doing any work.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"How to communicate better with your mate"

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'