Conversation Steerer Pillows

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You're such a good listener."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

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