Conversation Risk-taker Pillows

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Wall St. or True Love.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

End the Winter Blues

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

On the brink.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Marco ..."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."