Conversation Conundrum Solver Pillows

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Which eye am I supposed to look in? Now it's really obvious I'm staring!

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

Communication Breakdowns

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"I'll give you a moment."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

Damned if you do...

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Hard of Hearing Institute.