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'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Fist Bumper Cars

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Tunnel of TV

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Folk Wedding

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Maypole

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Star Wars convention...

"Is there anybody there?"

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

Shavuot - Like!

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Amnesiacs Convention.

Time for Tea